Finally, after lo these many years I’m finally going to camp. As a kid our family couldn’t afford to send me or my brother to camp. Awwww. Sad, right? So, when I saw that WordPress was holding WordCamp just across the Bay and for the low, low price of only $20, I jumped on that shit.
I was all excited when I told my So-Call Friend (SCF):
LB: Hey! I just signed up for WordCamp.
SCF: Oh, is that a writer’s workshop? You could really use some work in that area.
LB: Gee, thanks. No, it’s a blogger’s conference.
SCF: Oh. OK. Why?
LB: Because I blog. I want to get some tips on being a better blogger.
SCF: (pulling up my most recent post). Oh look, a picture of your cat. You blog about cats. You are a cat blogger . . . geez, what are you feeding him?
LB: I’m not just a cat blogger. I . . .
SCF: . . . also write about your rabbit. Sorry, I forgot.
LB: Yeah, and your point is? Maybe I want to be the best damn cat and rabbit blogger there is!
SCF: Knock yourself out . . . seriously, is that really a cat?
So tomorrow at the crack o’ dawn, I’m going to jump into the deep end of the blogger’s pool. Gee, I wonder if we get to make gimp keychains?